Contracting Stupiditis

1. The Scottish Pound

Chrissy: I'd really like to get hold of a pound note, that would be so cool.
Jennie: They have loads of them in Scotland.
Chrissy: Yeah, but that's a Scottish pound, they don't count.

2. The Deaf Fire Alarm

Rob: I wonder what you'd do if you were deaf and the fire alarm was going off.
Chrissy: Well, fire alarms are pretty loud, maybe you'd still hear it.

3. Flannel Tongue

Chrissy: Do you ever get that feeling when you've been drinking... your tongue feels like a dry flannel?

4. Accented Thinking

Chrissy: I've been hanging about with Becky too long... I've started thinking with a Geordie accent.

5. Chicken Bits

Becky: What are those things called... the dangly bit under a turkey's beak?
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Chrissy: I dunno..... Gibblets?
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Chrissy: What?
Becky: Gibblets are the insides of a chicken.
Chrissy: Oh.

6. Dangerous Substances

Briony: *thinks to herself* I wonder if coffee and electricity would be as bad as water and electricity...?