Food Talk

Briony: "Mmmmm Chocolate Cake."

Chrissy: "You can't whack a good bit of Tapton Chocolate Cake."

***LAUGHTER***

Briony: "It sounds like you actually want to hit the chocolate cake. I would say; 'You can't beat a good bit of chococlate cake'".

Chrissy: "But that's just the same thing. You're beating the chocolate cake." *imitates beating up a chocolate cake*

Chrissy: "You can just imagine it in a pub brawl... with it's Henry Lloyd jumper and Rockports..."

Briony: "The poor cake. One day it's walking down the street..."

Chrissy: "...And the next thing you know, it's set upon by a gang of youths."

Jennie: "I had a bad experience with chocolate cake once..."

Briony: "Yeah, she pulled a minging one."

Briony: "How could you get a minging chocolate cake?"

Chrissy: "I dunno... Maybe you could get a minging carrot cake."

Briony: "Do you want my strawberry?"

Chrissy: "Are you sure you don't want it? But it's pink!"

Briony: "I can't eat pink food. I'm a pinkatarian" *on reflection* "But vegetarians eat vegetables so I can't be a pinkatarian."

Chrissy: "You're an antipinkatarian."

Briony: *attempts to whack the chocolate cake but cannot break through the chocolate force field* "You really can't whack a good piece of chocolate cake!"

Chrissy: "... This is going on the blog..."