Unanswered Questions?

Here's the answers to two of those age old questions that have been plaguing you since you could construct a sentence...

1) Do fish get thirsty?

Yes, but they do not drink. They get their water from the food they eat. After all, the human body is 90% water (... I think).

2) Why do old men swirl brandy and whiskey in a glass, and don't have ice in it?

The liqour is supposed to be warmed up by the warmth of one's hand, hence the swirling. The ice not only ruins this technique, but waters down the liquor.

My... have I had a productive weekend!