The Essence of being a Law Student

You know you're a student when...

1. You start to wonder that if there was vodka in your water bottle would people twig?
2. You start writing words with the second letter first
3. It doesn't surprise you to see a bowl of mould sat in the pantry
4. Your wake up call has become the fire alarm
5. You cannot function in the mornings without the aid of caffeine
6. You laugh at the suggestion of going out at the weekends
7. It's unusual to have something other than pasta for tea
8. You forget what a vegetable is
9. You think £2 is EXTORTIONATE for a double vodka and coke
10. An early night means bed before 1am